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i called my 72 y.o. mother in law old crazy senile and annoying and she called the cops on me!

I have had the very unfortunate oppotunity to live with my mother in law for about 9 months. She's 72, needy and full of drama, but I've somehow managed to treat her decently this whole time. Until now. The other night my husband and I got into a raging fight. I'm pretty mellow by nature but my husband is incredibly high strung and yells almost immediately when talking about something he wants to be defensive about. The convo began behind closed doors in the bedroom but lasted 10.......

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Peein On People (Part 1)

So, little known fact about me is that I sleep walk. I used to do it alot as a child, but upon finding the glory and beauty that is alcohol, I've found that being drunk before going to sleep triggers it. That aside, let me tell you a story about a ***y ex girlfriend to whom I accidentally-on-purposely gave what she deserved. I was drinking. Alot. She had me in a state where alcohol was just the only thing that could put me in a state where I could deal with the.......

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Two Cybering Cheaters

About seven years ago, there was a chat room that I used to enjoy dropping into from time to time in order to *** with some of the lonely ***s there.  There were two weirdos who were both cheating on their S/O's, slowly trying to get the nerve to hook up.  ...Enter: Cupid's Evil Twin. One time, I decided to clone the account of the fat, ugly trailer park *** who was trying to gold-dig him, when she wasn't around.  The idiot, who was pretending to be a rich,.......

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The Indian Adventure

this story is about when i almost made a fat indian girl almost commit suicide i was in tustoned Arizona at a kegar with some friends. My friend k-dogs girl friend is this super fat indian *** thats smelly and extremely sweaty and after about fiftteen beers *** starts to get fukin ugly. We were all fuked up i had already been up drinkin for about 2 days we were all talking mad *** and that fat *** had nerve to test me and ask me to try to make her cry, actually i.......

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How to deal with a chronic complainer

I'm a live in manager for a small apartment building.  There are a lot of perks with tenants but they also come with the problem ***s.  Some want too many personal favors and can be big pains.  One of these guys was more friendly and pushy than the others and he could get me to help him with his computer whenever he had a problem.  He pissed me off and I got even by letting myself into his apartment while he was gone and setting his bios p***word.  Later he.......

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Fat kid screams like a woman

I Know its mean but it makes me laugh so damn hard. Fat kid's misery is worth going to hell.

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8th Grade Science Teacher and SlimFast

I had a fat *** science teacher named Mr. Bowers. During 7th grade I swore I would do something to him, as he was a prick and VERY BORING! So, during the summer b4 8th grade, I came up with an awesome PRANK AND JOKE AGAINST HIM! First day of 8th grade, just as we were switching cl***es, I had my huge can of slim-fast all wrapped up in a nice x-mas present looking fashion..... I sneaked into the cl***room b4 anyone else came in, and put the 'present' on his desk........

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Fat *** 5th Grader

When I was in 5th grade, there was this fat *** chick named: Stephanie. She was so fat she could barely fit in the desk. One day I made so much fun of of her and she started to cry and I felt good for it! To this day, I still never regret it. Screw that fat *** ***!

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Religion Sucks

I don't hate on RELIGION ITSELF, just the organization of it which in turn turns it into money or power. and YES,. this is REALLY ME IN THE VIDEO!

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Surprize Surprize Surprize

I just wanted to say that the rest of my story is located here in the comments. I messed up and didn't continue it as a new story. Sorry about that! If you would like to read the rest of my "Mean" story, just look here in the comments.  Thanks

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