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Drunken thumbs up Goat is now an IAM meme. That is all.

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This was originally a comment on my Kitty Cat Drowning story from last year, and since the person decided to just make it a comment without posting it as a story, I've taken it upon myself to share the mean. Enjoy! This reminds me of a Christmas long ago, when I was five. My stepfather had just moved into our house and we had a nice black/white/tan cat called Topsy. My stepfather didn't like cats, especially when they slept on his sweater and got it covered in cat hairs. So he.......

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So, I was staying at my friend's place during a two week visit down in Ohio. I hadn't had much to drink this time (compared to the other two times) so it was a bit of a surprise. But anyway! Drunk and tired, me, said friend and his boyfriend all conked out on their bed. Apparently, at some point in the night, I grabbed my friend's pants from the side of the bed and put them at the head, dropping them in such a way that they were in a pile (thankfully, I'd rather not scrub my own.......

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Ok, my sister has, like, NO tits.  It's like her life's biggest, most crushing let down.    And, it's made her into a "cutely" giggling, yet completely backstabbing,  two-faced ***, too.  She tried to turn having no-tits into a modeling career.  But, she basically learned that just because you have long hair and buy yourself a plastic nose (that looks even more fake on you than on a Mrs. Potato head), doesn't mean that companies.......

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Seriously... Auth image = Gaybo? Thanks!

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I have this employee at work that just annoys the hell out of me. He never shuts up. He is one of those people who talk alot but never really says anything.  I can only tolerate him for about 5 minutes at a time. In order to deal with him I made up a job ***ignment that doesn't exist. I basically have him watch packages go by all day and I tell him to watch for something each day, just something random to keep him busy and keep him out of our area. He hasn't caught on yet but.......

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So, as the last post indicated, I am a sleep walker. Drinking alcohol in excess has caused this to be retriggered since my childhood. Anyway, I was drinking with my roomie and my father and we were having a great time when I conked out due to excessive intake. Was asleep on the couch. Apparently, and again I have no recollection, I woke up after about two hours and stood up. My father was also asleep, my roomie was looking at me with a look of "Um...". I.......

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So, little known fact about me is that I sleep walk. I used to do it alot as a child, but upon finding the glory and beauty that is alcohol, I've found that being drunk before going to sleep triggers it. That aside, let me tell you a story about a ***y ex girlfriend to whom I accidentally-on-purposely gave what she deserved. I was drinking. Alot. She had me in a state where alcohol was just the only thing that could put me in a state where I could deal with the.......

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About seven years ago, there was a chat room that I used to enjoy dropping into from time to time in order to *** with some of the lonely ***s there.  There were two weirdos who were both cheating on their S/O's, slowly trying to get the nerve to hook up.  ...Enter: Cupid's Evil Twin. One time, I decided to clone the account of the fat, ugly trailer park *** who was trying to gold-dig him, when she wasn't around.  The idiot, who was pretending to be a rich,.......

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